July 2011
1 post
June 2009
1 post
To the Tune of "Jay-Z's Roc Boys".
Matt: The wok boys in the building tonight
Gabby: who
Matt: Look at my chicken, I'm killin this rice
Matt: You aint even gotta bring the menu out
Matt: It's a 10 buck minimum.. Egg roll on the house
Matt: We takin' out out out
Matt: We takin' out out out
Gabby: im hungry asshole
March 2009
1 post
Matt: here i come
Gab: rofl
Gab: if i had a dime
Gab: for every time i heard that
Matt: if i had a dime
Matt: for everytime i said that
Matt: wouldnt have shit
February 2009
5 posts
Gab: i'd watch the lead singer suck dick
Matt: you ruin everything that brings me happiness
Matt: THE BOAT ENGINE MAKE NOISE MOTHERFUCKER
Matt: cause you're like
Matt: the coolest person i've ever met
Matt: and you don't even have to try
Matt: hey
Gab: hi
Gab: brb. mario kart
Matt: ,,,,
Matt: FML
Matt: imagine if you're albino
Matt: you could be a white person
Matt: and just
Matt: say you're black
Matt: and people have to believe you
Matt: and no one would challenge that you weren't black
Matt: because trying to figure out how albino people would look black
Matt: is a headache
January 2009
9 posts
Gab: do you have teh monies?
Matt: your monies?
Gab: yes
Gab: because i have to do laundry
Matt: i spent it on cocaine
Gab: i need it now
Matt: i spent it on cocaine?
Gab: shut up?
Gab: hurry im about to leave
Matt: i spent it on cocaine!
Gab: BITCH
Matt: i spent it on cocaine.
Gab: ofmg
Gab: i hate you.
Matt: Gabby halp
Gab: what happened?
Matt: My feet fell asleep
Matt: I'm on the toilet
Matt: Tell me what to do so I can get up :-(
Gab: ROFL that thing on tumblr said that when that happens you shake your head left and right
Gab: but usually you just shake it off. how long were you on the damn toilet?
Gab: and i'm so posting this
Gab: you would let tumblr get between us.
Matt: noooo :-(
Gab: ugh.
Matt: i dont want anything between me and you
Matt: not even a condom
Gab: so what rock is stupid crawled under?
Gab: crying his failure out
She meant the Routan Babymaker 3000 in the...
Gab: ok redoing this baby
Gab: you're going to laugh
Matt: leave the baby alone
Matt: thats illegal
Matt: baby sex isnt funny
Gab: i love baby sex
Matt: they're going to put you under the jail
Gab: my internet is being such a tool
Gab: so its hard to fap
Gab: imagine being on the brink of climax when your video starts to buffer
Matt: my grandma knew Steve Waterman, our gym teacher from highschool
Gab: she banged him?
Matt: no
Matt: she just knew him
Matt: lmao@you saying my grandma banged someone
Matt: thats some kinda line
Gab: your grandma can't bang??
Matt: STFU ABOUT MY GRANDMA BANGING.
Gab: id bang your grandma
Matt: leaving soon
Gab: youreeeeee sloww
Gab: youre either mbating or tumbling