July 13, 2011
June 1, 2009
2:30 pm
To the Tune of "Jay-Z's Roc Boys".
Matt:
The wok boys in the building tonight
Gabby:
who
Matt:
Look at my chicken, I'm killin this rice
Matt:
You aint even gotta bring the menu out
Matt:
It's a 10 buck minimum.. Egg roll on the house
Matt:
We takin' out out out
Matt:
We takin' out out out
Gabby:
im hungry asshole
March 13, 2009
6:04 am
Matt:
here i come
Gab:
rofl
Gab:
if i had a dime
Gab:
for every time i heard that
Matt:
if i had a dime
Matt:
for everytime i said that
Matt:
wouldnt have shit
February 24, 2009
10:50 am
Gab:
i'd watch the lead singer suck dick
Matt:
you ruin everything that brings me happiness
February 13, 2009
February 10, 2009
1:09 pm
Matt:
cause you're like
Matt:
the coolest person i've ever met
Matt:
and you don't even have to try
February 8, 2009
February 4, 2009
4:21 pm
Matt:
imagine if you're albino
Matt:
you could be a white person
Matt:
and just
Matt:
say you're black
Matt:
and people have to believe you
Matt:
and no one would challenge that you weren't black
Matt:
because trying to figure out how albino people would look black
Matt:
is a headache
January 31, 2009
January 30, 2009
12:15 pm
Gab:
do you have teh monies?
Matt:
your monies?
Gab:
yes
Gab:
because i have to do laundry
Matt:
i spent it on cocaine
Gab:
i need it now
Matt:
i spent it on cocaine?
Gab:
shut up?
Gab:
hurry im about to leave
Matt:
i spent it on cocaine!
Gab:
BITCH
Matt:
i spent it on cocaine.
Gab:
ofmg
Gab:
i hate you.